Gtalk

Gtalk is an important tool if you are UTP student. you use it to discuss homework between friends, chatting, trasnfer important files among each other, kao lui etc. So there are bound to be some interesting stuff happen while using Gtalk. Here are two that i i manage to save. : )

Case 1
This 1 happen between my roomate and his coursemate. I just celup from him only. haha.
It happen during the day before Valentine Day, so for some unknown reasons, he was getting horny and decide to ask for some porn. Here is how it goes....

Roomate: ada porn lg?

Fren: ?

Roomate: dah lama x jumpa you

Fren: ouh
wat porn?

Roomate: japanense

Fren: do i look like i have porn?

At this point he knew something was wrong, cos usually guys dun ask much and just share their 'collections', then only he realised that he pm-ed the wrong person, he in fact pm-ed a girl! So at this point, have to cover up lo...

Roomate: my friend simply use my gtalk
sorry
really <----- (this is what friend for!!)

Fren: ok and again, i do not have japanese porn haha...tell ur fren that

Roomate: ok i will tell him

Fren: yea, i nvr tot u would ask such questions

Roomate: my friend always play with my gtalk when i am away

Fren: okay~ u dun join him watch porn ah be a good boy

Roomate: ok sorry ( He good boy sun rise from west!!)

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Case 2
This 1 happen between me and an arsenal fan. Happen just before the second leg of the European Champion League. So i beh tahan and wana have a dig at Arsenal lo.wahaha.

Ruud: no nid see arsenal website la.....

Gooners: diam la
lck
u din talk
if tonite mu lose
then is SUI

Ruud: well
as long as u happy

Gooners: crap so many lc for wat
mu hiong so wat
cant see arsenal website
ask utp block la

Ruud: hoho
i know mu hiong

Gooners: talk so many lc for wat
u hiong u noe ma can adi la
ppl gt eye can see 1 ma
lc

Ruud: ok ok
i juz say no nid see arsenal website
wat so big deal bout it
i didnt say arsenal suck oso
i juz saje saje say oni

Gooners: y no nid see?

Ruud: i juz jokingly say oni
wat so big deal bout it?

Gooners: nt funny also
big deal la

Ruud: ok la
nex time i dun want say bout arsenal la

Gooners: stop talking bout arsenal
jz say ur mu superb geng can d

Ruud (Irritated): i keep my mouth and hand off arsenal, chelsea and liverpool

Gooners: yeah
coz u also nt reali noe hw to comment
all goal also heng
onli mu nt heng

Ruud: ok ok

Gooners: remember ya
dun talk so much

Ruud: i dun give shit bout those 3 teams

Gooners: yeah
tats da way
ppl no nid see website
u also no nid talk so much
like tat ma fair lo

Ruud: ok
i keep my mouth shut

Gooners: yeah
sui la like tat
everyone also noe MU geng

Ruud: i where dare say MU geng

Gooners: jz tat u too hao lian
stop bullshit la
lc lang
say lc thing
enuf la

Ruud: no comment
i dun want comment anything d

Gooners: aiya
MU fans
tak ajar tak boleh
terlampau LC
anyway ttyl
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Keke, read back also feel funny, fighting over these small thing. To those that know me, i am not lansi like what the Gooners say. I am kind and humble. I like arsenal too, especially Nicklas Bendtner. Everytime cheer me up when i see him play. : )

MU RULES!!!!!

Hong Kong Trip Day 3

05-01-09 (Monday)

Today was all about Ocean Park. The Ocean Park entrance fee is HKD195. On the way there, bought a BBQ pork bread (HKD6.5) from Maxim Cakehouse for lunch. The bun was delicious, will try again if got chance go Hong Kong again. Hehe. Long live pork!!! :p

The first place we visited in Ocean Park is to tour around the Bird Park. Got thousand of birds there, so the place damn smelly. haha. Have to jaga our own head so that no birds shit on our head....

Duno wat is this birds called....anyone can help???

After the bird tour, we tried all the games available in the theme park, until miss out on the dolphin show in Ocean Theater. Bad time management, all because of 'sunbathing' in the pirate boat. More pictures....

Jellyfish....sedap

Finding Nemo...

Anyone want a kiss???

Seal Time!!!

Cute girl....screw the seal, lol! :p

Panda and the 3 musketeers. ; )


Panda 'Gold'...


Cute!!!!


Cuter!!! >.<

We were too exhausted by the time we leave Ocean Park. Had dinner in 1 of the Tai Pai Tong...

Dare to eat??haha...

After the meal, we walk around Lan Kwai Fong and SOHO Square. Got nothing much to do there cos didn't go club there. Lots of 鬼佬 there.haha. After that went to MongKok for shopping. Bought a Esprit long sleeve shirt for CNY..hehe.

LOL

LOL kao kao after see this picture....kudos to the creator... : )

Hong Kong Trip Day 2

04-01-09 (Sunday)

Start our day by having breakfast in one of the mee shop in Mongkok. I ordered meatball noodle soup, the taste for me normal oni lo... haha. Can eat can d la.....hoho.. After refill our stomach, we start our journey to Repulse Bay and Stanley, famous for their scenery. Some pictures from Repulse Bay....

'Repulse Bay Beach'

'Temple in Repulse Bay'

Just after praying to 月佬...what to do, desperate liao....


Remember this house??? From TVBDrama one...

Didnt shop in Stanley Market, as it is more expensive compare to goods in Mongkok. Lunch in Stanley is more expensive too, and the taste normal only.

After lunch, we went to The Peak, a must go for tourists. On the way, we saw

Hope Malaysia will organize this kind of function too.....

For The Peak, we took the HKD180 package, which include the tram ticket, Madamne Tussade Wax Musseum entrance ticket, and the ticket to the top of The Peak. Some of the celebrity wax in Madamne Tussade Wax Musseum:

My Hong Kong date...keke


(L): Datuk Michelle Yeoh (R): UTP's Love Guru


Love Guru 'keluar pisang'!!!


Caught in the act!! Someone call MACC!!!


That's how you do it, mate....

Ooh Ooh Yeah~~~~~


Hong Kong Night View from The Peak... Freaking COLD!!!!!


Played FIFA 09 for free....kasi tapao sama die!!

End our day by taking ferry and bus back to Mongkok. Walk around Mongkok supper before called it a day. Tired, but worth it!

Beef Noodle for supper, one of my favorite food in HK... hoho.. (feeling abit guilty pulak) -.-

Hong Kong Trip Day 1

03-01-09 (Saturday)

Finally the day had arrived. Reach KLIA around 7am as our flight is scheduled at 0915am. The food provided by MAS suck... i just had a few bite of fried rice before decide not to torture my own stomach.

After 4 hour journey, we are safely in Hong Kong. Yayz.....Settled our immigration stuff and we are on the way to our hostel in Mongkok. Boarded bus A21 and reach Dragon Hostel in half an hour time. The room was nice, costing HKD2100 for 6 days, 5 nights, with 4 beds provided, just ngam-ngam for me, Lee Xiang, Chun Yan and Ming Kiat.

Our nest for the next 5 days in HK....

We settled in and then off we go to explore HK... The first thing that we tried is the famed mango dessert. We tried it out in Hui Lao Shan Restaurant. The mango taste was superb, completly different from the one that in Malaysia. 2 of the desserts that we tried, costing HKD21 per person:

A must have dessert!!

Saliva also dripping liao........

After makan, we went to Avenue of Star in Tsim Sha Tsui (TST) for sight-seeing.

The Clock Tower in TST...

View from Victoria Harbour


Chun 'Sifu' Yan, Ming 'Ooh Yeah' Kiat and Me....


Avenue of Star.....


The man who defeated Bruce Lee...


Symphony of Light in TST....

We had our dinner in Temple Street. Try the '濑尿虾'....lol...very spicy and salty too...still feel Kuala Selangor seafood the best. haha. We try Hong Kong beer too, which according to the promoter, its one of the best beer in Hong Kong, price around HKD20...

which after that, we realized that the same beer is sold at a price of HKD6 for a can. MPK!!! CCB!! kena con by the lui!!!Damn!

We ended our first day by touring around the temple street and had supper in 7-11, using microwave like in TVB drama. keke.

Hong Kong Trip Day 0

o2-o1-09 (Friday)

Haven start our journey to Hong Kong yet, i just wana promote some of the nice food in my area (Kuala Selangor) . Located in Ijok, opposite of the Ijok bus station, Restaurant Ching Sun is one of my favorite place for dinner.

Food that i like to eat:

Pork cook with Nuts (loosely translated from Hokkien)

Fried Tofu, sedap~~

There are still other dishes that are nice, such as Teo-Chew style steam fish, deer meet, ha lok, etc etc. Anyone going to Kuala Selangor should try it out. : )

Men....

Men Are Just Happier People ...

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Heck, you can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Quite true..... : )