Gtalk

Gtalk is an important tool if you are UTP student. you use it to discuss homework between friends, chatting, trasnfer important files among each other, kao lui etc. So there are bound to be some interesting stuff happen while using Gtalk. Here are two that i i manage to save. : )

Case 1
This 1 happen between my roomate and his coursemate. I just celup from him only. haha.
It happen during the day before Valentine Day, so for some unknown reasons, he was getting horny and decide to ask for some porn. Here is how it goes....

Roomate: ada porn lg?

Fren: ?

Roomate: dah lama x jumpa you

Fren: ouh
wat porn?

Roomate: japanense

Fren: do i look like i have porn?

At this point he knew something was wrong, cos usually guys dun ask much and just share their 'collections', then only he realised that he pm-ed the wrong person, he in fact pm-ed a girl! So at this point, have to cover up lo...

Roomate: my friend simply use my gtalk
sorry
really <----- (this is what friend for!!)

Fren: ok and again, i do not have japanese porn haha...tell ur fren that

Roomate: ok i will tell him

Fren: yea, i nvr tot u would ask such questions

Roomate: my friend always play with my gtalk when i am away

Fren: okay~ u dun join him watch porn ah be a good boy

Roomate: ok sorry ( He good boy sun rise from west!!)

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Case 2
This 1 happen between me and an arsenal fan. Happen just before the second leg of the European Champion League. So i beh tahan and wana have a dig at Arsenal lo.wahaha.

Ruud: no nid see arsenal website la.....

Gooners: diam la
lck
u din talk
if tonite mu lose
then is SUI

Ruud: well
as long as u happy

Gooners: crap so many lc for wat
mu hiong so wat
cant see arsenal website
ask utp block la

Ruud: hoho
i know mu hiong

Gooners: talk so many lc for wat
u hiong u noe ma can adi la
ppl gt eye can see 1 ma
lc

Ruud: ok ok
i juz say no nid see arsenal website
wat so big deal bout it
i didnt say arsenal suck oso
i juz saje saje say oni

Gooners: y no nid see?

Ruud: i juz jokingly say oni
wat so big deal bout it?

Gooners: nt funny also
big deal la

Ruud: ok la
nex time i dun want say bout arsenal la

Gooners: stop talking bout arsenal
jz say ur mu superb geng can d

Ruud (Irritated): i keep my mouth and hand off arsenal, chelsea and liverpool

Gooners: yeah
coz u also nt reali noe hw to comment
all goal also heng
onli mu nt heng

Ruud: ok ok

Gooners: remember ya
dun talk so much

Ruud: i dun give shit bout those 3 teams

Gooners: yeah
tats da way
ppl no nid see website
u also no nid talk so much
like tat ma fair lo

Ruud: ok
i keep my mouth shut

Gooners: yeah
sui la like tat
everyone also noe MU geng

Ruud: i where dare say MU geng

Gooners: jz tat u too hao lian
stop bullshit la
lc lang
say lc thing
enuf la

Ruud: no comment
i dun want comment anything d

Gooners: aiya
MU fans
tak ajar tak boleh
terlampau LC
anyway ttyl
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Keke, read back also feel funny, fighting over these small thing. To those that know me, i am not lansi like what the Gooners say. I am kind and humble. I like arsenal too, especially Nicklas Bendtner. Everytime cheer me up when i see him play. : )

MU RULES!!!!!